• Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
  • Me: Boss Ass Bitch

awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago

tagged as: #doggies 

jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS

tagged as: #doggies 

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

tagged as: #text 

why are there so many cat emojis but only 2 dog emojis

tagged as: #my post 

huffingtonpre:

looks like iggy azalea’s just got MAD competition

tagged as: #video 

tinalikesbutts:

Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”

tagged as: #text 

Lea Michele leaving a nail salon on July 30, 2014

tagged as: #lea 

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

image

tagged as: #text 
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